Laptop Abuse

Everyone who knows me and my laptop think that my relationship with it is hunky dorry right? Well, lately I think the stress of school is getting to me. A some of you may know, I have my laptop tell me the time at every hour. it's a mans voice that goes *it's 6 o'clock* very calmly and it's great when I'm doing work or I'm getting ready to go somewhere. But when I'm procrastinating, it gets scary. it goes a little something like...

- It's 11 o'clock
- NO IT ISN'T! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU DIRTY LIAR! ARRRRGHHHHHH
... and thats usually followed by crying at the fact another day's gone by with nothing to show for it ....

The start of a mental disorder? simply stress... or both.
(that having been said, I'd never take the voice off... and I'm not sure I remember how I turned the feature on in the first place... maybe I enjoy the abuse)